Idina Menzel being ‘greenified’ for the first time.
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imagine if you went to a restaurant and when they said “can i take your order” you just said “no” and walked out
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me: omg i can't believe it i only have 3 math problems for homework
textbook: please do parts a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, aa, ab, ac, ad, ae, af, and ag
*rips nipples off in a fit of rage and projectile vomits into textbook
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
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who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
why couldn’t they call calories ‘tasty little energy beans’
as in ‘this muffin contains 300 tasty little energy beans’
there now doesn’t that sound nice
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